This page was updated 7/26/10

• Booting a ball that unintentionally blasts an unsuspecting teammate
• Going to the wrong field OR showing up at the wrong time on game day
• Being late to a game due to female influence
• Failing to put a corner kick in-bounds OR convert a penalty kick
• Having family members check on your overall personal well-being via the FCST Web site
• Not showing for a game after informing no one about it
• Any blatantly heinous, embarrassing miss at a shot on goal

Despite shutting out FC Untied on June 28 at Ingraham for 89 minutes, keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $3 for allowing the fastest goal against FCST in its seven-year history when a lofted ball went over his head and in the net as he backpedaled and got nothing on it.

Midfielder Casey Antoncich is fined $5 for missing a sitter and its rebound during the 11-on-8 match vs. HK United on June 21 at Shoreline A. His goal later in the half reduces the fine total to $3.

Forward Isaiah Harris is fined $1 for urging teammates to get onside and 10 seconds later is whistled for the offsides violation during the HKU game.

Forward Matt Loesch and Harris are each fined $ .50 for taking shots 16 yards out despite acres of space and one-on-one chances with the keeper in the HKU game (Loesch's has since been paid).

Defender Don Gill-More is fined $1 for nearly dribbling a ball coast-to-coast before becoming dispossessed of it and missing out on two chances for passes that would have easily resulted in one-on-one chances with the keeper for teammates during the HKU game.

Forward Mike Gill-More is fined $5 for missing a penalty kick, his third straight, in the FC Thien An game on June 14 at Queen Anne Bowl.

Defender Scott Strasser is fined $1 for post-game exclaiming "That game was ours! We should have won it!" as he mistakenly thought the game ended in a draw when in fact Tire beat FC Thien An 3-2.

Forward Steve Lassiter is fined $1 for having time to cross a ball near the endline with his left, but chose to tap it out with his right for a goal kick in the FC Thien An game June 14 (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Scot Rogers is fined $2 for launching a free kick wide to no one in the waning moments of attempting to equalize with Rock One on June 7 at Shoreline.

Forward Matt Loesch is fined $2 for missing the exit/going to the wrong field, which caused him to be slightly late for the Rock One game (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $1 for failing to put a corner kick in play in the Vipers FC summer opener (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Steve Lassiter is fined $5 for receiving a yellow card in the Haiduc game April 26 (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $5 for tossing out a cream-puff ball to a Haiduc opponent who had an easy time of assisting a scorer for a goal basically handed on a platter to the Moldovans (this has since been paid).

Keeper Scot Rogers is fined $5 for kicking a ball over the fence that was supposed to be the new ball to make up for the ball kicked over the fence during the first half of the WDFC game April 19.

Forward Matt Loesch and midfielder Brian Speir are fined $5 each for failing to inform anyone of their absence for the FC Warm Bunny Suit game on March 8 (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Doug Hodson is fined $ .50 for not putting two corner kicks in play in two consecutive games (Inter Feierabend, FC Warm Bunny Suit) (this has since been paid).

Defender Bracey Rogers is fined $5 for receiving a red card in the late moments of the Inter Feierabend game on March 1 at Shoreline B (this has since been paid).

Defender Don Gill-More is fined $2 for making an "Alice" pass to a Journeymen midfielder in the Tire zone who promptly crossed a pretty ball to a teammate's head to halve the score at 2-1 February 1, 2009 at Shoreline B. (this has since been paid).

Forward Matt Loesch is fined $ .50 for failing to land a corner kick in-bounds in the Journeymen game (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $1 for missing somewhat of a sitter over the bar late in the Journeymen game (this has since been paid).

Keeper Scot Rogers is fined $1 for calling for a ball, receiving it, then offering a "Shelby imitation" to it out of bounds, then saying his feet were like ice cubes in the 1-1 tie with Foster Kids on Jan. 18 at Shoreline B.

Midfielder Casey Antoncich is fined $1 for being logged on to Facebook after midnight prior to a 9 a.m. start-time game the next day, to which he arrived tardy (this has since been paid).

Defender Bracey Rogers is fined $1 for a minute-90 whif that could have easily put Foster Kids up 2-1 with just seconds to play; brother Scot came to his rescue and took a knee to the back as a result (this has since been paid).

Players Matt Loesch and Brian Speir are fined $5 for missing the FC Warm Bunny Suit game without telling anyone about it (Both have since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $ .25 and $ .50, respectively, for goalkicks out of bounds in the 2009 D3 opener 3-3 draw with FC Warm Bunny Suit (this has since been paid). 

Glass-half-full man and member of the Don Gill-More Glass-Always-Half-Full Club Tim Farley is fined 100 quarters ($40) by Steve Lassiter for advertising and promoting Mike Gill-More's 100th FC Spare Tire goal that would happen in fall session 2008. To get there, Gill-More had to score six in potentially 12 games, but only scored three in 6.5 games.

Defender Shawn Menning is fined $1 for arriving to the Rock game wearing an albeit cool Chelsea FC scarf. Rock uniforms feature the 2006 Chelsea uniform.

Forward Steve Lassiter is fined $1 for receiving a yellow card for dissent in the fourth minute of the Saturday playoff game with Rock at Genesee (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $2 for allowing a hard-hit shot to go through his gloves and in for a score for his main "Mitch Moment" of the year in the 3-2 win over Rock (this has since been paid).

Many fines were handed down in the 4-0 win over Smells Like Low Tide on Nov. 9 at Edmonds - stay tuned for Lassiter to compile and send in the list.

Many fines were levied in the 7-1 win over Wavebreakers on Oct. 19 at Perrigo:

• Tim Farley is fined $1 for "jinxing" the team earlier in the week by publishing that a goal had not been allowed to a Wavebreaker player in 1,000 minutes - Wavebreakers broke this streak 12 minutes into the game. Farley is also fined $1 for claiming the win was by an 8-1 score - it was 7-1 (these have since been paid).
• Defender Bracey Rogers is fined $2 for a turnover that led to the Wavebreaker goal (this has since been paid).
• Midfielder Steve Lassiter is fined $1 for receiving a yellow card (this has since been paid).
• Midfielder Scot Rogers is fined $1 for missing a sure-goal on an empty net with a wide right-footer.
• Forward Matt Loesch is fined $ .75 “for twice coming closer to the goal that wasn't on the field.”  (this has since been paid).
• Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $ .50 for punting a ball out of bounds (this has since been paid).

Defender Don Gill-More is fined $1 for pulling a blue jersey over his head upon standing in a sea of red-jerseyed teammates in the 5-1 win over Wavebreakers at Edmonds on Oct. 12 (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Brian Speir is fined $1 for missing two headers alone and mere feet from the left post in the 5-1 win over Wavebreakers at Edmonds on Oct. 12 (this has since been paid).

$100 was spent for postgame pizza refreshments after the 5-1 win vs. Wavebrekears at Pagliacci Pizza

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $ .50 for each corner kick (two) he failed to place in-bounds during the 4-2 win over Seattle Greek Americans on Oct. 5 at Edmonds (this has since been paid).

Forward Matt Loesch is fined $1 for a yellow card showing for dissent vs. SGA (this has since been paid).

Defender Scott Strasser is fined $1 for a yellow card showing after taking an SGA player down in the box (this has since been paid).

Defender Leo Berk is fined $1 for informing no one he'd be out for the SGA game (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $1 for publishing a gametime that starts two hours earlier than scheduled for the SGA game - a rare mistake! (this has since been paid).

Forward Mike Gill-More is fined $5 for missing a penality kick, his second straight, at the same and only goal that has stymied him twice in his Tire career in the Sept. 28 Jet City Strikers game (this has since been paid).

Defender-at-the-time Scott Strasser is fined $5 for making a comment that referred to the ease of recording Mike Gill-More's penalty kick try in minute 48 on Sept. 7 vs. Smells Like Low Tide. The comment could be heard 70 yards away. Gill-More missed the shot ($2 has since been paid).

Forward Mike Gill-More is fined $1 for missing the penalty kick shot, his first PK miss in just about two years (this has since been paid).

UPDATE: Gill-More has agreed to split the $6 total fine with Strasser.

Midfielder Matt Galvin is fined $1 for missing an absolute sitter - all alone inside the 12-yard-box on an assist Steve Lassiter was already counting for himself when he laid it off - that sailed over the crossbar in the Smells Like Low Tide game.

Forward Dean Lencioni contributed $7 to the Court for 'being Shawn Menning's friend'. Menning is apparently taking the fall season off to rest old injuries and avoid being an extraneous substitute player.

Midfielder Tim Farley was fined $1 for announcing to Phil Burger that he is too strong (referring to a fairway drive that he hit with more power than needed) during Steve Lassiter's backswing on three at the 3rd Annual FCST Golf Invite on Aug. 10 (this has since been paid).

Ring of Honor member Brent Diaz contributed $10 to the Court in purchasing a stylish new FCST defense T-shirt.

Midfielder Shelby Dobbs contributed $20 to the Kangaroo Court and paid for previous offenses at the summer finale vs. Soccer Team FC on July 27 at Shorecrest High School.

Defender Jim Stern contributed $2 to the Kangaroo Court to make up for times late in season payments.

Midfielder Scott Strasser contributed $10 to the Court in purchasing a stylish new FCST defense T-shirt. He also was fined $ .50 for successfully instituting a Kangaroo Court for the Wednesday night O-30 team, FC Flat Tire (this has since been paid).

Forward Dean Lencioni is fined $5 ($10 according to Don Gill-More, who was with him) for not showing to the Dark Hadou FC game July 20 at Marymoor after imbibing on adult beverages a bit too much the night before (this has since been paid).

Defender Shawn Menning is fined $ .50 for crying, according to Steve Lassiter, that Farley would not remember to bring him a jersey for the Dark Hadou game (which Farley did).

Defender Bracey Rogers is fined $1.50 for arriving to the Dark Hadou match without socks but with a pair of pretty pink shinguards (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $1 for toe-punching a shot attempt on a one-on-one chance with the keeper to open scoring in his poster winter-session debut after coming off injury that could have been the game's opening goal in the Dark Hadou FC game (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Scot Rogers is fined $1 for a yellow card received June 22 upon going into the FC Untied keeper on a score attempt to which he agreed if he was the keeper the offending player should be carded.

A bevy of fines were doled out in the 1-0 win over Disorderly Conduct May 4 at Shoreline A:

• $ .50 for a Matt Galvin corner kick that failed to make it inbounds (this has since been paid)
• $1 for Scott Strasser putting on the wrong blue/yellow jersey at gametime (this has since been paid)
• $ .50 for a unusually bad Kelly Antoncich pass, with time (this has since been paid).
• $ .50 for a humorous Dean Lencioni throw-in that looked bad (it slipped, he says)
• $ .50 for Steve Lassiter's lame give and go pass with Gilly (this has since been paid)
• $1 for a Mike Gill-More first-half yellow card (this has since been paid)
• $10 for a Don Gill-More second half red card (this has since been paid)

Defender Don Gill-More is fined $1 for at least four bad or unnecesarily hurried balls that led to easy turnovers in the Inter game April 27 at Shoreline A (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $1 for calling off defender Bracey Rogers from a ball that next saw the back of the net in the April 20 game vs. Flying Rats (1-3 loss) (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $1 for re-injuring himself in a Wednesday night SCASA league O-30 game after four touches, including one turnover, at the seven-week mark of a collarbone injury, thus postponing a possible future return to FCST (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Mike Gill-More is fined $2.25 for missing an open, quick-reaction look that surely would have been a score in the Latona game March 9 at Roosevelt High School (this has since been paid).  

Midfielder Scott Strasser is fined $ .25 for a corner kick that trailed out of bounds and also $ .25 for a flimsy shield of a ball that an opponent was able to save from out of bounds and keep possession of in the Disorderly Conduct game March 2 (these have since been paid).

Forward Mike Gill-More is fined $1 for missing out on a score during a one-on-one with the keeper chance in the first half of the Disorderly Conduct game March 2 (this has since been paid).

Defender Erik Cannella is fined $2 for receiving his first-ever (in nearly six years) yellow card after a tangle with a Disorderly Conduct player in a 2-0 loss March 2 at Shoreline A.

Midfielder Dean Lencioni contributed $8 to the Court on Feb. 27.

$75.43 was spent on post-game refreshments at the Shoreline Pagliacci Pizza for some FCST players after the SBD game Feb. 24.

Defender Scott Strasser is fined $2 for misjudging a ball's pace that led to the only Seattle Blue Demons goal in the game Feb. 24 (this has since been paid).

Midfielders Tim Farley and Doug Hodson are each fined $1 for corner kicks that did not land in bounds vs. Seattle Blue Demons on Feb. 24 (this has since been paid).

Tire players Steve Lassiter and Don Gill-More are each fined $2 for bantering "like little girls" in the Flying Rats game Feb. 17 at Shoreline A (these have since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $ .25 for missing a practically wide-open chance running in the box to give Tire a two-goal lead in the Jan. 27 game vs. FC Untied; and although it was inbounds, Farley is fined an additional $ .25 for an awry corner kick that went nowhere close to where it was intended (this has since been paid).

$39.44 was spent on post-game refreshments for some FCST players after the winter 2008 opener on Jan. 7, 2008.

Midfielders Tim Farley and Doug Hodson are fined $ .25 each for failing to place respective corner kicks in bounds in the 3-0 win Jan. 7, 2008 vs. Latona Pub (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $ .50 for kicking two goal kicks out of bounds in the Munich playoff game Nov. 17 at Genesee (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $ .50 for failing to put one of three corner kicks in bounds in the Wavebreakers game win on November 11 (this has since been paid).

Defender Don Gill-More is fined $5 for missing the fall season finale vs. Wavebreakers for being too hungover to get out of bed on gameday (this has since been paid).

Forward Don Gill-More is fined $5 for missing a shot three yards from goal on a pass sent in on a platter by teammate Brian Speir in the final moments of the Seattle Sangam game Nov. 4 at Shoreline B (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Scott Strasser is fined $ .50 showing up to the wrong field (Shoreline) when the Oct. 28 game was at Lynnwood (this has since been paid).

The Court received a $4 credit from Lencioni on Nov. 4 and was determined to have a $61 credit for overpayment of fall dues (a benefit to having many players ...)

Forward Mike Gill-More is fined $5 for arriving to the Oct. 28 Munich game late, and missing action in the whole first half, after thinking the game began one hour later than it did (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $ .25 for a bad drop kick off the ground that traveled 15 weak yards straight out of bounds in the Munich game at Lynnwood High School. Some blockbuster saves during the game reduced this fine by 75 cents (this has since been paid).

Forward Mike Gill-More (hard tackle) and brother defender Don (dissent) are fined $1 for receiving yellow cards within seconds of each other; while the event historically marked the first time brothers had been carded so quickly in an FCST game, the fine still holds. (this has since been paid).

Defender Leo Berk is credited $1 for referring to this Web site as “a work of genius” in post-FC Thien An game comments.

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $ .50 for inadvertantly calling a visiting Paul Hansen “Phil” upon meeting him at the Oct. 21 game vs. FC Thien An at Starfire (this has since been paid).

Though he did alert FCST management that he would be out for the FC Thien An game on Oct. 21 due to knee injury the day before, Shawn Menning is fined $2 for later giving a teammate a different excuse (hangover) for missing the game.

Midfielder Doug Hodson is fined $ .25 for putting a corner kick into the out-of-bounds side of side netting in the first half of the Salty Dogs game Oct. 14 at Shoreline Stadium (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Scott Strasser is fined $ .25 for a wide left shank from the left wing that should have been on frame vs. Salty Dogs Oct. 14 at Shoreline Stadium (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $1 for giving up the game's first goal within 20 seconds to a Salty Dogs defender. After the ball rolled into his arms as he went to the ground, he rolled and the ball did as well, right into the corner of the net on Oct. 14 at Shoreline Stadium (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $1 for a terrible clear that led to an easy shot in the Rock game Oct. 7 at Shoreline B (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Shelby Dobbs is fined $ .50 for putting a corner kick out of play late in the 10-1 win over Eastside United on Sept. 30 at Perrigo Park (this has since been paid).

Forward Steve Lassiter is fined $1 for leaving behind the boots at the field with which he used to score two goals vs. the Wavebreakers on Sept. 23. Lassiter may elect to not pay such a fine - but to receive back his cleats, it will cost him $1 (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Tim Farley is fined $1 for two blown chances at goals, including one all alone from four yards out, in the first half of the Wavebreakers game (this has since been paid).

Keeper Shelby Dobbs is fined $1 for putting an awkward fingertip on a roller near the endline that resulted in a corner kick in the Wavebreakers game -- if he had just stood there, looked the other way and ignored it, the ball is in his team's possession and a chance for an opponent score evaporates instantly (this has since been paid).

Forward Isaiah Harris is fined $5 for showing up 25 minutes late to the Wavebreakers game after changing clocks in his house the night before thinking daylight saving time ended in the morning. Harris, who had woken up with plenty of time before kickoff, was 42 days early in doing so.

Defender Shawn Menning is fined $ .50 for a “Don impersonation” by attempting to dribble past a series of opponents but only making it past one in the second half of the Seattle Sangam game September 16 at Edmonds District Stadium.

Forward Isaiah Harris is fined $1 for being yellow-carded for perceived too aggressive play late in the first half of the Sangam game.

Forward Steve Lassiter is fined $1 for not kicking in a sure-score from mere yards out for fear of being offsides even though the referee moments later confirmed Lassiter was not offsides in the Seattle Sangam game. “My back was to him when it first happened,” Lassiter said. “If I am as quick as Doug, I would still say it wasn't a sure thing. If it had bounced the other way it would have been right in front of the open goal.” (this has since been paid)

Keeper Shelby Dobbs in the Sept. 9 Munich game is fined $5 for not picking up a roller into his box which resulted in his short goal kick to a Munich forward who took touches and blasted in a seemingly easy third score to pull his team within one (this has since been paid).

Midfielder Scot Rogers is fined $1.50 for a weak throw-in two shanked corner kicks in the Munich game (this has since been paid). 

Defender Bracey Rogers is fined $1 for receiving a yellow card for dissent, his first in two years, in the Munich game (this has since been paid).

 

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Click here for a Word doc list of how the first $60 accumulation was collected and spent.

Click here for a Word doc list of how the second amount was accumulated.

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